Rec Category: Humor
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: None
Category: Humor, Team
Warning: None
Author on DW: synedochic
Author on LJ: synedochic
Author's Website: Venus in Furs and Synecdochic's Dreamwidth
Link: The Only Winning Move"

Why This Must Be Read:
I'm utterly amazed no one has recced this for humor yet, and so I present it to you now. Synecdochic's training scheme not only brings forth teamy SG-1 goodness, but the entire SGC has an opportunity to shine and take part from Hammond and Janet to lowly SFs. Her story isn't just about a single training scenario, she goes back and creates her own canon (which I've adopted as my own, it is so fabulous) to all the previous training exercises in the past and enhances all of SG-1's characterizations because of how they've participated previously.

2003 Fall Training exercises will be held the week of 13 October. The scenario is eligible to start any time past 0800 MST Monday 13 October and will start no later than 1300 MST Tuesday 14 October. All leave is cancelled and all offworld activity will be suspended from 1900 MST Sunday 12 October to 0800 MST Saturday 18 October with the exception of unscheduled emergency travel. All off-world teams will be recalled no later than 1900 MST Sunday 12 October unless prior arrangements have been made.

During this time, all base personnel should proceed with their usual duties until the announcement of training commencement is made via usual base communication channels. At this time, all personnel should open the first briefing envelope contained in their training folders. This will contain your location and team assignment for the duration of the scenario. All personnel should proceed immediately and without pause to the location specified. When your team is fully assembled, immediately open the second envelope, which will include the scenario detail and further instructions.

As we have a number of individuals new to the SGC this year, a review of the basic training scenario rules covered in Internal Policy MG-433 is included:

1. These training scenarios are intended to assess base readiness and review policies regarding certain scenarios that may occur in daily operations. They are not intended solely to provide a chance for you to shoot your co-workers, whether or not they deserve it.

(Daniel leaned over Sam's shoulder as she read the email out loud. "Jack?"

Jack looked up from where he was fiddling with the electromagnowhoosit on Sam's lab bench. "Yah?"

"You edited this memo after Hammond was done with it, didn't you."

Jack's lips tipped up. "What gave it away?"

Daniel rolled his eyes. "Oh, nothing.")

Original Rec on stargateficrec here.